The Grump

Sale price$37.00

  • Scents: Spruce Tree, Chocolate, Bacon*
  • Moderate scent throw
  • In stock, ready to ship
  • Backordered, shipping soon
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High Quality Materials
  • 100% soy wax
  • Lead-free cotton wick
  • Premium fragrance oil
  • Vegan dye chips
Responsibly Made

Each item is poured by hand at our Minneapolis shop.

  • Soy wax is renewable, biodegradable, and vegan!
  • Containers are recyclable and reusable.
  • Fragrance oils are phthalate free.
8oz Jar
  • Container: Glass
  • Burn Time: 40+ hours
  • Volume: 8 fl oz
  • Net Weight: 14.8 oz
  • Size: 2.75" wide by 3.5" tall
4oz Tin
  • Container: Aluminum
  • Burn Time: 20+ hours
  • Volume: 4 fl oz
  • Net Weight: 4.4 oz
  • Size: 2.6" wide by 2" tall
2oz Tin
  • Container: Aluminum
  • Burn Time: 10+ hours
  • Volume: 2 fl oz
  • Net Weight: 1.8 oz
  • Size: 2" wide by 1.3" tall
Wax Melt
  • Container: Plastic
  • Volume: 2.75 fl oz
  • Net Weight: 3 oz
  • Cube Quantity: 6 per container
  • Cube Size: 1" wide by 1" tall
  • Trim wick to 1/4" before each use.
  • Burn no longer than 2-3 hours at a time.
  • After use, cover with lid to reduce soot.
  • Burn within sight on heat-resistant surface.
  • Keep away from kids, pets and all flammable objects.
  • Discontinue use when 1/2" wax remains.
  • See our full list of safety tips!

Processing time is usually 1-2 days and shipping time is determined by your choice of postage at checkout.

All deliveries are carbon neutral. We partner with a service that measures our carbon footprint and pays credits towards long-term solutions that remove carbon from the atmosphere.

If you have any questions about shipping or your order, please contact us.

The bright piney smell of Christmas trees and holiday feasting carries from a small joyous village to the highest, loneliest mountain cave. Notes of chocolate pudding and sweet roast meat blend to create a unique and festive scent, tantalizing to even the grouchiest grumps.

Let your heart grow two sizes when you celebrate this once-hated holiday season with our newest fragrance.

*Does not contain animal ingredients. We use synthetic fragrance oils to imitate the smell of bacon.

Handmade with Care


100% soy wax
No petroleum

Low waste

Poured in small batches
Carbon-neutral shipping
Reusable containers

High quality

Premium fragrance oils
Lead-free cotton wicks

Beloved by Bibliophiles

We stand by the quality of our products. Read what our customers have to say:

Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews

I love the earthiness of this scent. I also love that the company quickly sent me a replacement along with a free smalll candle when there was a mix-up with the delivery!

Nicholynn (Villanova, PA)
Unique but not strong

I have to agree with some of the other comments. This is a unique scent that's strong when the candle is cold, but I smell next to nothing when it's lit.

Lauren L. (Chicago, IL)

I wish this one was a little stronger. I can't really get all the notes. But I love the idea.

Che (Drachten, FR)

Ordered the smallest one because i was curious about the bacon but also hesitant because of the bacon.
It smells alright though. Not my favourite and not too baconey. But sweet.

Allison (New York, NY)
Not strong enough

This is a surprisingly great scent combination on cold sniff (the spruce stands out) but I get little to nothing while it's burning, even while next to the candle.

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